508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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