ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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