Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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