so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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