Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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