watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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