just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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