i would punch a child for taco bell
I hope mine doesn't look like that
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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