try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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