Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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