no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can text with my tongue
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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