Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
