apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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