Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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