turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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