yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
