Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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