I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
