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(203): View more from Connecticut

i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

(813): View more from Florida

morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

(203): View more from Connecticut

oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(561): View more from Florida

My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..

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(530): View more from California

She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential

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(214): View more from Texas

WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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(+49): View more from Germany

Why is there a condom in my ukulele?

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