Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize