I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I understand Curling. That high.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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