No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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