# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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