Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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