that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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