In the future we'll all be gay
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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