You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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