how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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