is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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