i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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