How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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