I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Michael Bay diarrhea
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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