Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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