he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize