spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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