Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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