You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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