we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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