shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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