He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I FOUND THE LEGS
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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