Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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