Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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