what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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