I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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