Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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