Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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