ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
