okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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