Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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