How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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