I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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