i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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