it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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