Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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