I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
