ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
This toilet bowl is my home.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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