Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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