trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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