After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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