she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
did i just pee glitter
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