So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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