And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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